
"He was a wise man who invented beer."
~ Plato

"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?"
~ John Cleese

"Every body continues in its state of rest or uniform motion in a straight line, except insofar as it doesn't."
~ Sir Arthur Eddington

"You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients."
~ Julia Child

"Patience is a bitter plant, but it has sweet fruit."
~ Chinese proverb

"When people are true friends, even shared water tastes sweet."
~ Chinese proverb

"The Bay Area is so beautiful, I hesitate to preach about Heaven while I'm here."
~ Billy Graham

"You don't know the power of the Dark Side!"
~ Darth Vader

"Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise."
~ The Duchess, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"

"Stick to the basics and when you feel you've mastered them, it's time to start all over again. Begin anew - again with the basics - this time paying closer attention."
~ Coach Greg Glassman, CrossFit founder

"I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.'"
~ Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

“Yes, I’ll have a non-fat, decaf latte, please. Oh, what the hell? Look, make it a full-fat mocha with extra whipped cream. What the hell, put a slice of bacon on it!”
~ Dr. Frasier Crane, Frasier

"The innocent sleep,
Sleep that knits up the ravelled sleave of care ... "
~ William Shakespeare

"You're doomed! You're all doomed!"
~ Crazy Ralph, "Friday the 13th"

"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."
~ W. C. Fields

"And the funniest food of all ... kumquats. I don't even bring 'em home anymore. They just go to waste."
~ George Carlin, on "Foods Too Funny to Eat"

If we can't face death, we'll never overcome it. You have to look it straight in the eye. Then you can turn around and walk back out into the light.
~ Maya Lin, on the Vietnam Veterans Memorial

"Regard it as just as desirable to build a chicken house as to build a cathedral."
~ Frank Lloyd Wright

"San Franciscans are very proud of their city, and they should be. It’s the most beautiful place in the world."
~ Robert Redford

"Success in warfare is gained by carefully accommodating ourselves to the enemy's purpose."
~ Sun Tzu

"A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands."
~ Lord Byron