
"What could be better for you than eating the foods you love?"
~ Nick Yow-Woo

“Yes, I’ll have a non-fat, decaf latte, please. Oh, what the hell? Look, make it a full-fat mocha with extra whipped cream. What the hell, put a slice of bacon on it!”
~ Dr. Frasier Crane, Frasier

"And the funniest food of all ... kumquats. I don't even bring 'em home anymore. They just go to waste."
~ George Carlin, on "Foods Too Funny to Eat"

"Regard it as just as desirable to build a chicken house as to build a cathedral."
~ Frank Lloyd Wright