
"I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish."
~ Larry David

"Either you decide to stay in the shallow end of the pool or you go out in the ocean."
~ Christopher Reeve

"To see the world in a grain of sand, and to see heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour ..."
~ William Blake

"The moment you land at the Los Cabos airport, the adventure begins."
~ VisitMexico.com

"What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin."
~ Dave Attell

"Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker."
~ Ogden Nash

"Exercise should be regarded as tribute to the heart."
~ Gene Tunney

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
~ Calvin Trillin

"Back to school, back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I've got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ohhhhh back to school, back to school, back to … school …"
~ Adam Sandler as Billy Madison in "Billy Madison"

"Every personal best pull-up is an event worthy of celebration."
~ Coach Greg Glassman

"Perbacco - Italian interjection: (ex.) 'By Jove!' or 'Good Heavens!'"
~ Wiktionary.org
"You can do anything you want to do. This is your world."
~ Bob Ross

"The sad fact was, the shark would only look real in 36 frames, not 38 frames, and that two frame difference was the difference between something really scary, and something that looked like a Great … White … floating turd."
~ Steven Spielberg, on the editing of "Jaws"

"Curse you, Red Baron!"
~ Snoopy, in "Snoopy and the Red Baron"

"Eyebombing is super fun! Parking meters are now welcoming, cheery-faced coin munchers."
~ Christy Rowland

"Every morning I wake up saying, I'm still alive; a miracle. And so I keep on pushing."
~ Jacques Cousteau

"Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel."
~ Hans Hofmann

"The wild creatures of planet Earth, and their struggles and triumphs, are of epic proportions, and are best told on the big screen."
~ Roy E. Disney

"There's always room for Jell-O!"
~ Jell-O brand slogan since 1964

"A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure."
~ Czech Proverb